Eroticon 2020 Virtual Meet & Greet: Morgan Peschek

A selfie in which I'm wearing blue lipstick and winged eyeliner, and looking at the camera all dramatic-like. I will probably look more tired at Eroticon 2020.

With just 48 hours until the start of Eroticon 2020, I’m here to introduce myself!

This post is late, and my first one for quite a while, because my brain has been on the fritz again. If you’re someone I know and you spot me at Eroticon this year (look for the blue hair!) then please be aware that I might be overwhelmed, struggle to process conversations and/or seem “off” in general. It’s not you, it’s just my wonky brain, and all I need from you is for you to be gentle with me and to understand if I need to duck into the quiet room for a bit.

If you’re not someone I know, but you’re attending Eroticon 2020, this post is for you! 

 

Name (and Twitter name) 

My name is Morgan Peschek, and my Twitter name is @KinkyAutistic. You can call me Morgan, Mo, Mog, Moggy, Momo, Morg(ue), Morgz, or basically anything other than my birth name.

My pronouns are they/them/theirs, even when I’m tarted up all femme like I probably will be at the socials.

 

Tell us 3 things you are most looking forward to at Eroticon 2020

  1. Seeing people! There are people I hung out with last year that I’m super hype to spend more time with, and I’m excited to meet new people, too – Eroticon seems to be populated exclusively by Good Eggs™, and I want to meet more of them!
  2. Learning new things, naturally – especially about building my wee blog into something that can reach more people, and hopefully even draw in some money (which I will almost certainly spend on dildos). Like last year, I’ve spent ages poring over the schedule, trying to decide between multiple amazing-looking talks and workshops, and coming to the conclusion that I wish I could be in multiple places at once.
  3. The Luke + Jack greetings cards session! I love crafting, and I imagine it’ll be a bit of a reprieve from the busy madness of the rest of the con. Plus, it’s Mother’s Day soon, and I need to sort something out for that…

 

What song always makes you want to dance?

Ooh, lots of them! At the moment, I’m really into Cake By The Ocean, but I can absolutely bop to songs ranging from The Sharpest Lives (by MCR) to Combine Harvester (by The Wurzels). I’m getting a lot less self-conscious about my dyspraxic white-people dancing these days, and really feeling the benefits of moving my body around to some tunes.

 

What is the best book you’ve read in the last year?

Oh, fuck, I haven’t read an entire book in the last year. I love reading, but depression and burnout have been kicking my ass, so I’m going to name a book I’ve read at least two thirds of – Come As You Are, by Emily Nagowski. I would like to recommend it to everyone and anyone – it’s the perfect balance of science-y, approachable and warm to read. 

 

What is your mobile wallpaper or homescreen image?

My lock screen is a selfie I took with my girlfriend, and my homescreen is a selfie I took with my Daddy. My laptop background, although you didn’t ask, is a selfie my boyfriend sent me while he was at a Pride event.

(This was just an opportunity for me to brag about my cute partners. Sorry.)

 

If someone gave you £5000 today which you were not allowed to save, but had to spend within 24 hours, what would you do with it?

Disneyland. I would go the fuck to Disneyland and nobody would be able to stop me.

 

Complete the sentence: I need…

A week off from my life to nap and finish Kingdom Hearts III and get stoned a lot.

If you want a more realistic answer, right now I need a frappuccino. I love me a caramel frap. 

 

BONUS QUESTION: What are you packing for Eroticon 2020?

I did this last year, and I will continue to be an impertinent little bastard and add in questions nobody asked! I have Cannot Shut The Hell Up Disease and I like looking at other people’s packing lists, so I assume that other people will benefit from mine.

 

  • Two cute dresses for the Friday and Saturday night socials, plus cute shoes and makeup
  • Comfy clothes and trainers for the Saturday and Sunday workshops and talks
  • An A5 notebook and a clicky pen with four colours, to make notes with
  • A Tupperware container, which may or may not be for stealing extra breakfast items from my hotel – but you can’t prove anything
  • My shiny new business cards (which I will thrust upon anyone who stands still long enough, because I’m excited about them)
  • The essentials: phone charger, meds, clean pants, etc.
  • My wonderful Daddy human, who some of you may have met at the Friday night social last year.

 

That’s me! If you’re at Eroticon for the first time and you’re nervous/don’t know anybody/want to make a friend, you can DM me on Twitter, or just come find me in person! Looking forward to spending time with all you lovely people 💙

Six Sexy Ways to Spice Up Voting in the General Election Tomorrow

A stock photo of a black sign which says "Polling Station" in white text, presumably from some other General Election that was less terrifying than this one

I have to apologise to my non-UK-based readers for the topic of today’s blog post. It is, obviously, quite UK-centric, but the upcoming General Election is literally all I can think about. It is, unequivocally, a big fucking deal, and its results will impact me both as a disabled person and as a sex blogger (because if the Tories will insist upon mimicking the US when it comes to our healthcare service, I strongly suspect that they’ll also follow in the US’s footsteps with shit like SESTA/FOSTA). 

Still, a lot of these tips will be applicable to any voting situation. I hope they come in handy for y’all, and I also hope that they convince you to get out and vote, if you weren’t planning to already. After all, nothing’s sexier than democracy!

 

  1. Wear a butt plug/kegel balls to the polling station

The use of butt plugs or kegel balls is a great way to enrich any number of activities, stimulating your bits on the sneaky while you go about your day. Whether you’re walking, driving or using drastically underfunded public transit to get to your local polling station, having a toy inside you will provide you with some sexy tingles and serve as a pleasant distraction from any crushing General Election-related dread you may be experiencing.

 

2. Wear your sexiest underwear 

Do you want the thrill of having a sexy little secret to carry you through the turmoil that is this General Election, but you’re a little intimidated by leaving the house with an insertable sex toy inside of you? Wear some lingerie underneath your ordinary clothes! (This serves an additional purpose: if the Conservatives are voted back into power, you can get straight down to your local dungeon and get your sorrows beaten/fucked/etc. out of you, before the far right start pushing to make such venues illegal.)

 

3. Race your friends to the polls

Okay, so this one isn’t “spicy” in the Cosmo-sex-tips sense, but adding an edge of competition to your use of your democratic right to vote is a great way to get your heart pounding (much like the pounding that the NHS will take if the Tories are voted back into Parliament). Not convinced? Consider negotiating some sexy forfeits that whoever loses the race will have to perform – like being required to send nudes to the group chat, or taking a consensual beating. 

 

4. Bribe yourself with orgasms to get out and vote

If you promise yourself that you’ll have a really long, indulgent wank once you’re done voting, you can basically turn all of tomorrow into a deliciously long, drawn-out orgasm denial scene. The time you spend waiting to cast your vote so you can get home and come will be as agonising as the time I spent waiting for my PIP case to be overturned, and your orgasm will feel exactly like the dizzying relief I experienced when I realised I could afford to pay my rent and get some groceries.

 

5. Place sexy “bets” on your constituency

We’re always gambling with things that are entirely beyond our control in the UK (see: slot machines, Brexit), so why not also gamble on the results of the election? For example, you could promise to yourself or to another party that if your constituency ends up voting in the Labour Party, you’ll receive a consensual beating, but if they vote in the Conservatives, you won’t (because you might be receiving some non-consensual beatings once they recruit more police officers, create more prison places and empower the cops to perform more stop-and-search bullshit, anyhow!).

 

6. Vent nervous energy by using election materials as pervertibles

Are you fucking sick of receiving Tory propaganda through your letterbox? Have you had a Brexit Party leaflet thrust upon you whilst out and about? Are you about to vibrate out of your skin with anxiety about the impending election results, and in need of some physical activity to burn all that nervous energy off? Just stack all of these environmentally-impactful sheets of paper, roll them up tightly, and use this tube of paper as an impact implement! Just fucking swat somebody with the Conservative Party manifesto! It’s fine! Everything will be fine.


Want something slightly lighter and less hysterical-sounding to cleanse your palate? Try this piece of smut, or this cute post about the parts of my body I actually like. 

Parts of My Body I Actually Like

Two photos of Morgan's feet, one of xir favourite body parts, taken from underneath

Like a lot of people – especially AFAB people, and double-especially disabled AFAB people – I have a difficult relationship with my body. There are plenty of parts of it that I dislike (like my nose and my midriff), or that I resent (like my easily-scarred skin that results from the fucky connective tissue I’ve got, and my slightly bowed legs, a reminder that I spent most of puberty deliberately malnourishing myself). Then there are parts of my body with which I can only ever form an uneasy and conditional truce, like my boobs, which only look cute (in my opinion) when my nipples are erect, or my butt, which looks good from certain angles (again, in my opinion). Ideally, I’d like to reach a point where I feel neutral or great about all of my body parts, but I’m just not there yet.I am, however, far enough into my body confidence/body not-hating journey that I can write a whole photo-heavy blog post about the parts of my body I’m feeling good about. I hope y’all will enjoy them as much as I do! (I also hope you’ll be forgiving about my photography. I only have a smartphone camera to work with, and I have the spatial awareness of a drunk toddler.)

 

EARS

A photo of Morgan's ear, which has two piercings in it and is very cute

My ears are, I think, dainty and little. Sometimes, when I’m flirting with someone, I’ll invite them to feel how soft the skin on my earlobes is, because it’s just insanely fucking soft (probably because connective tissue science things). They’re also unreasonably erogenous – nibbling on them, kissing around them, breathing into them and so on will reduce me to a puddle in moments. Plus, they’re great places to get piercings in, for those times when I sort of crave a new piercing but don’t want to commit to anything super visible.

 

FEET (Undersides)

Two photos of Morgan's feet, taken from underneath

I have mixed feelings about my feet as a whole, because I think I have weirdly long, skinny toes – but from underneath, you can’t really tell! All you can see is a delicately arched foot! They’re adorable! (Also, I like my feet from a practical perspective – they endure a lot of walking and stomping and being sat on when I cross my legs, and I appreciate their resilience as well as their cuteness.)

 

EYELASHES

Side-by-side closeups of Morgan's eye, one with a closed eye and one open. Xir eyelashes are thick, long and dark

So it turns out that it’s really tricky to photograph one’s own eyelashes, but I did my best. My eyelashes have always been long and dark, meaning that I have probably saved a fortune over the years in mascara (or eyelash extensions, or tinting, or whatever the kids are doing to their eyelashes these days).

 

THESE COOL MOLES THAT MAKE UP ORION’S BELT

An image of the side of Morgan's torso, showing three moles and also some sideboob. A purple line has been drawn to connect the dots and make Orion's Belt

Need I say more? (I will say more: Orion’s Belt is the first constellation I learned to reliably spot, and I think it’s extremely cool that I have it on my body. We’re all made up of stardust, and these moles remind me of that. They also remind me that I am a huge nerd.)

 

MOUTH & TEETH

Two shots of Morgan's mouth - one where xir mouth is closed, and one in which xe is smiling, so you can see xir teeth

I have nice lips. They do nice things to people sometimes. They’re soft and pretty and a good place to put lipstick. I also have cute front teeth, including remarkably sharp canines which help me get into packaging and destroy stim toys.

 

VULVA

Morgan's shaved vulva, with xir hands either side

I posted on Twitter about disliking my asymmetrical labia minora when I was younger, but now I regard the asymmetry as both natural and very cute. (I’m also fascinated by how it’s the left side that’s bigger, and my left boob is also my bigger boob. Is there a connection?) I’ve never seen a vulva I didn’t love, so maybe including mine in this list is something of a cop out, but I like its proportions and colouring and the fact that my clitoral hood is so protective of my clit.


This post feels weirdly vulnerable. As humans, and especially as marginalised humans, we’re taught not to brag about anything, especially not our bodies – but that’s bullshit, because human bodies are beautiful and we should be excited about the ones we live in!